or not.
yesterday was my first day at the new job 🙂 it was endlessley boring, it was 8 hours of computer videos and quizzes. but from what I’ve seen it’s not too different from Walmart 🙂
Geez I hope the customers are different though.
There are some CRAZIES that shop at walmart. (and some that work there too lol) I’m gonna share my top three crazies stories with you, since I don’t work at walmart anymore and I can.
so :p walmart.
3. Theres nothing better than a day when you are being perfectly polite and in a good mood and someone just backs up and shits all over you. I’ve always wondered if this particular customer isnt related to the psychotic Lori Tisdale that used to work there. because it coincidentally happened around the time she was trying to get me fired. cue me in a good mood– dirty unshaven torn up clothed skank walks up. ‘excuse me miss’ ‘yes sir’ “what kind of cookie is this?’ lifts up a 12inch chocolate chip cookie with only a border on it, the whole cookie is exposed. ‘it’s chocolate chip’ “just regular chocolate chip?’ ‘well, it’s chocolate chunk” –cue the freak out. “well EXCUSE ME. SORRY I ASKED.’ stomps off. yeah. I was like ‘huh?’ lol.
2. number two is a doozy. this happened at night, when it was just me and Wendy working the bakery, I was in the back re-arranging the icings by date when this customer walked up. she asked a Deli worker first. where the other Thomas the train cake page is. they didnt know, they asked Wendy. Wendy didn’t know, she came back and asked me. ‘there isn’t another Thomas the train cake’ I said. ‘well, she’s insisting that there was, that she was in here a few days ago and we had another one.’ “Wendy, I’ve been here for two years, we only have had ONE thomas cake in the whole time I’ve been here, she’s mistaken’ Wendy goes and tells her. then comes back–“She insists she was in here a few days ago, talked to a blonde cake decorator and she showed her a different thomas cake in the book, says it was just his face, like a cupcake cake’ So I went out there. “mam’m we only have one thomas cake, and have only had one the whole time I’ve worked here’ she SLAMS the book down. “I KNOW WHAT I SAWWW!!!!!!!’ thank you-turns to Wendy ‘Thank you’ turns to deli worker. Glares evilly at me and stalks off. turns out she thought we were hiding the page from her or something. (I’ve always wondered what happened when she got home and realized she saw that cake at some other store, but we never got an apology. Bitch.)
1. NUMBER ONE! this is my all-time favorite Walmart Psycho! We make our own display cakes, they are made form Styrofoam, covered in real icing. well, the wedding cakes STILL tkae hours to decorate, just like a real cake, and needless to say we don’t have time every week for a new one. We have a sign posted on our wedding cakes now that says ‘Icing is real, please do not touch the display’ not surprisingly we have fingers dug into our cake anyway. this happed THE DAY AFTER I made a new display wedding cake, it took me 2.5 hours to make. a woman and her kid (preteen) walk up to the cake case, looking at cheesecakes it looked like. her kid reads the sign (I watched her) and then puts her finger out E.T. style and goes in for the Kill…”please don’t touch that” I politely said, it startled her and she put her finger down. the mom whips her head up and glares at me from around the candle display. and then–proceeds to flip me off. She HELD it up flipping me the bird for the duration of the next two minutes or so she was there going through the cakes (one handed) it takes some real dedication to flip off a walmart worker, and then HOLD it. hampering your ability to get your shopping done.
I literally laughed right at her.
so there are my top three psycho Walmart stories, there are of course ALWAYS nasty skanky walmart crazies in there, I just thought these three stood out from the pack.
even over the people that want boobie cakes.
hope it brightened your day 🙂
xoxo
ME
